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AMERICA: GOING BELLY-UP WITH BUSH - Sunday, September 25th 2005 6:01 PM
If America were a train and George Bush its engineer, one helluva wreck is just around the bend. And if America were a corporation and George Bush its CEO, it would make Enron...
HANS ISLAND'S "REAL" VALUE - Friday, September 23rd 2005 11:48 AM
Remember Hans Island - that tiny, brass monkey cold, chunk of Arctic rock that both Denmark and Canada claim is rightfully theirs, and have agreed to disagree about?...
Mulroney Talks, Bush Balks - Sunday, September 18th 2005 3:11 PM
Today's deserving targets are George "Dubya" Bush and Brian "Bullshit's-My-Middle-Name" Mulroney - both of whom topped this week's Political Assholes List. First, let's deal...
SHARE ALBERTA'S WEALTH? LIKE HELL - Friday, September 16th 2005 2:58 PM
So, the Ugly Truth finally emerges: a whopping 26% of Albertans want to share their province's oil wealth with the rest of gas-guzzling Canada. Them's definitely fightin'...
CABINET PLOTTED TO OVERTHROW CHRETIEN - Sunday, September 11th 2005 6:01 AM
For many Americans, 9/11 has become their nation's defining moment. For Canadians, our moment occurred October 30, 1995, when a razor-thin majority of Quebeckers - just 50.6...
POST-9/11AMERICA: Opportunities Lost, Friendships Squandered - Saturday, September 10th 2005 10:49 AM
"The world," according to Canada's former UN ambassador, Paul Heinbecker, "pays an enormous price for the inexperience of American presidents." And as a member of the...
NEW ORLEANS: A Made-in-Washington Tragedy - Saturday, September 3rd 2005 10:53 AM
Katrina's floodwaters are starting to ebb in the city they call The Big Easy - the city that coined the phrase, "Laissez les bon temps rouler: Let the good times roll." But...
BIG OIL'S STICKIN' IT TO US - AGAIN - Friday, September 2nd 2005 2:44 PM
Is Big Oil price-gouging? Is The Pope Catholic? According to my research, the cost of a litre of gas includes federal/provincial taxes, the cost of the crude oil used to make...
JUST A LITTLE RESPECT IS ALL WE'RE ASKING - Wednesday, August 31st 2005 3:37 PM
YEE-HAW! King Ralph, white hat & former PM Joe Clark, black hat,  at The King's annual Stampede Breakfast   King Money Bags - Ralphie The First, Last and...
KARLA - Witchy Woman Casting Spells On Men - Monday, August 29th 2005 11:53 AM
Woo hoo witchy woman, see how high she fliesWoo hoo witchy woman, she got the moon in her eyeWell I know you want a lover,Let me tell you brother, she’s been sleepingIn...
Team Canada's Got Your Number, Bullyboy - Sunday, August 28th 2005 1:59 PM
Screw softwood. It's time Team Canada introduced Team USA to some good old rock 'em, sock 'em Canadian hardwood. Hockey hardwood that is. Dubya and his softwood bullyboys...
Tales of Richer Lapointe, Canadian Complainers, and the Flood of New Canadians - Saturday, August 27th 2005 12:07 PM
Richer Lapointe with his trusty sidekick - Monsieur Gotcha, the  tape recorder He's The Toronto Sun's newest Sunshine Boy, the news media's Flavor of The...
PRINCESS DIANA'S DEATH ACCIDENTAL - CASE CLOSED: POLICE - Friday, August 26th 2005 4:11 PM
Was This Lady a Tramp?   This weekend, British newspapers will be filled with the news I'm breaking for my readers today - Princess Di 's death was an accident....
VOTE KINKY...AND WHY THE HELL NOT? - Thursday, August 25th 2005 12:27 PM
Kinky and friends - down on his Texas ranch You just gotta love a bunch of misfits who go by the name Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys. It's music to my ears, fer...
SUE THE *******S, KARLA - Wednesday, August 24th 2005 3:06 PM
Unknown to Karla Homolka, her boss, Richer Lapointe - who ratted her out to the media - secretly tape recorded their conversations with a digital recorder hidden in an empty...
KARLA EXPOSED - MY NO-BULL**** OPINION - Tuesday, August 23rd 2005 2:30 PM
KARLA EXPOSED - Motives,Truth Need to be Exposed, too This is my second posting today. It's a direct result of my first, "Karla Exposed - Did Her New Boss Sell Her Out?"...
KARLA EXPOSED - Did Her New Boss Sell Her Out? - Tuesday, August 23rd 2005 9:38 AM
 Karla and new pal Maggie at subway stop-exclusive Toronto Sun photo In prison he'd be branded a rat, on the street a stoolie. But the man who employed schoolgirl...
KARLA - she's running away to join Cirque du Soleil... - Monday, August 22nd 2005 1:58 PM
Karla then, left; Karla now, right,practicing leg stretches for her new gig Like Elvis and UFO's, the newest Karla sighting has the paparazzi scrambling for maps of...
WHO REALLY BENEFITS FROM SOARING GAS PRICES? - Sunday, August 21st 2005 12:48 PM
Everybody's buddy, Cheshire Jack, is demanding an immediate investigation into the soaring price of gas. The federal NDP leader claims oil companies are responsible for the...
TIME TO SMACK THAT BULLY WHERE IT HURTS, KIDS - Saturday, August 20th 2005 11:05 AM
Nobody likes a bully. Particularly a loud, obnoxious bully. Canadians, for the most part, have a world-wide reputation for patience, politeness and sense of fair play. And as a...
KARLA MOVIE NOT JUST FLASH 'N TRASH, SAYS GLOBE AND MAIL - Wednesday, August 17th 2005 9:37 AM
The battle to prevent Canadians from seeing the highly controversial movie Karla now includes attempts by lobby groups to pressure cinema owners into refusing to show the...
KARLA EXCLUSIVE - Movie's Not Bad, Says First Review - Tuesday, August 16th 2005 2:46 PM
KILLER COUPLE: Actors Misha Collins and Laura Prepon as Paul & Karla - photo courtesy Quantum Entertainment For all you Karla addicts, here's an exclusive sneak...
BAGHDAD'S CANADIAN MAYOR OUSTED IN COUP - Sunday, August 14th 2005 9:35 AM
Few people know that the mayor of battle-torn Baghdad is a Canadian engineer. At least he used to be mayor, but he fled for his life last week after an armed coup by...
BEWARE OF EASTERN CARPETBAGGERS - Saturday, August 13th 2005 11:30 AM
Unless you're an extreme eco-freako totally into wind and solar power and ride a bike to work, rocketing energy costs are emptying your wallet faster than pump prices...
"VENGEANCE IS MINE," SAYETH ALL CANADA - Thursday, August 11th 2005 9:02 PM
The brutally shocking on-air murder in New York City of a true Canadian icon must not go unpunished, no matter how long it takes to bring the psychotic killer to justice. The...